Today’s Star: King of the Road, Queen of Chaos

Our headliner, behind the wheel of a grey Mercedes, managed not once, not twice, but three times to decide that the best way forward was to bring everyone else to a halt. A round of applause, maestro!

And if you thought one day of drama would be enough, think again. The next day, he was back on tour. Hazard lights flashing like he was leading a presidential convoy. A true multitasking marvel.