First Car with Organic Magnetic Properties Identified

A random security camera recording has unveiled what can only be described as groundbreaking scientific evidence: a car with a magnetic field so powerful, it irresistibly attracts a passerby. The footage shows an individual, presumably navigating the treacherous terrain of a snowy street, being repeatedly "pulled" to the exact same spot near this automotive enigma.

Now, skeptics might argue that the individual in question had already been under the influence of certain... liquid courage, creating a perfect storm of impaired coordination and slippery conditions. But let’s not rush to mundane conclusions when clearly, this is an unprecedented case of organic magnetism at play. What else could explain the figure's repeated dives into the snowbank adjacent to this mysteriously alluring vehicle?

Science enthusiasts are surely scrambling to decode this phenomenon. Is the car equipped with secret, human-targeting technology? Or perhaps it’s a byproduct of a poorly calibrated alignment system interacting with a specific type of intoxicated gait? One can only wonder.

As for the unfortunate individual, who valiantly tried—and failed—to escape the car’s relentless pull, they’ve unwittingly contributed to the annals of history. Their graceful tumbles will no doubt inspire both physicists and late-night comedy shows for years to come.