BMW: The Ultimate Driving Machine... and Mobile Fireworks Launcher

Something happened in Latvia that makes the rest of the driving culture blush in the face of its own mundane mediocrity. While every ordinary driver continues to focus on such trivial tasks as steering and using turn signals, the BMW – oh, that magnificent machine! – has raised the bar to new, dazzling heights. It turns out that this is not just a four-wheeled vehicle but also a mobile fireworks platform.

Fireworks! Yes, this is not a joke. From a car proudly bearing the BMW logo, pyrotechnics were launched in all possible directions – forward, sideways, and perhaps even a little upwards. Naturally, the first one hit a car driving behind it – a special prize, evidently, for the lucky audience member closest to the action.

Indeed, we can’t help but admire the dedication of this troupe, delivering such spontaneous outdoor performances for us all. Just imagine! All the other drivers who sit inside their cars and simply – what’s the word – drive, cannot possibly compete with this artistic display where rules, safety, and common sense are sent flying out the window, along with the fireworks.