Gravity 1 – Motorcycle 0: A Masterclass in Extreme Engineering

Ah, the pinnacle of human ingenuity—launching oneself and a perfectly good motorcycle off a cliff, because why not? For a glorious moment, man and machine soar together, defying logic, physics, and basic self-preservation instincts.

Then reality (and gravity) kicks in. Our fearless stuntman gracefully deploys his parachute, a true testament to human survival instincts. The motorcycle? Well, let’s just say its parachute had other plans. Instead of a smooth descent, it opts for a more… direct approach to ground level.

And just when you think things couldn't get any better, a calm voice from the void delivers the ultimate understatement: "Well, that front fork is definitely not looking good."